1. Bodecas tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. Bodecas counted to infinity - twice.
3. If you can see Bodecas, he can see you. If you can't see Bodecas you may be only seconds away from death.
4. They once made a Bodecas toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
5. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Bodecas, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
6. Bodecas iPod came with a real charger instead of just a USB cord.
7. Bodecas sleeps with a night light. Not because Bodecas is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Bodecas.
8. Bodecas ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
9. If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Bodecas
10. Bodecas invented water.
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